So I was sitting at work today with nothing going on, then all of sudden my buddy Mike walks in and said, “Dude, Joe check out this picture of Scarlett Johansson Topless“. I was like “Of Course I Will”. Trust me, it was not one of those fake one’s either it was her. Then there was this other picture with her butt… Damn it! What the hell was I going to blog about again? My bad, I am focused now.
I figured to have some fun with this post. How about the Greatest Sports Names Ever? So in Honor of Scarlett Johansson here are my Top 5.
Number 5 is: Jonny Dickshot. Damn it! I thought I had the best Dickshot around. My wife lied to me. That was an awful joke. My apologies.
Number 4 is: Jack Glasscock. Man, I hope his wife was ok with that Glasscock.
Number 3 is: Ben Gay. Really bro? Man, your parents really didn’t like you.
Number 2 is: Pull Dickoff. Wow! I mean, having fun with yourself is one thing, but Pull your Dickoff that is a whole other story. His real name is Paul Dickov, but is known as Pull Dickoff. Got to love them Europeans!
Number 1 is: Urban Shocker. Awesome, simply awesome. This sounds like what your buddy is bragging about what he did with a girl last weekend. I can see the T-shirt coming out next week.
Well, since I was talking about Scarlett earlier, here is picture of her for the hell of it.
Thanks to Mikey Tait for contributing.